I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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