So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He's a Shit stain on my heart
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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