i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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