I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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