why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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