VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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