chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
we're making bets on your personal life
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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