The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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