He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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