My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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