Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
