even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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