my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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