scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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