I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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