She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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