just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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