The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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