well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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