Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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