that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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