does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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