my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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