I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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