three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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