Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
only you would photoshop your dick
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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