Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
So much rum. So many feels.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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