We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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