Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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