remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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