we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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