this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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