I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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