i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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