if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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