He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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