I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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