Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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