drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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