Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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