Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
