the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
im on a boat
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