Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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