im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Randomize
