I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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