honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
only you would photoshop your dick
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
how drunk are you?
Several
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
