do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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