I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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