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(973): View more from New Jersey

all we need is a web designer

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and a bunch of prostitutes

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(386): View more from Florida

totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.

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(206): View more from Washington

He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..

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(562): View more from California

bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...

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(858): View more from California

His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox

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