If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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