You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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