Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
