Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Randomize
